Simvivor 2 - Episode 9



The Civilian’s and Pirates may each be one man down…



But there’s re-enforcements about to stand and fight…



Rob



Sarah



And Edward

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How will the islands react to their arrival? Find out tonight on Simvivor…



It’s morning and both islands are about to receive important information…



Danielle: “Newbies await, send one immediately, quickly, don’t be late…
Jonny: What the fuck?
Kelsey: (laughs) What’s that all about?
Craig: Newbies…we’re getting new contestants…



Amanda: Who’s going then?
Danielle: I think that it’s only fair me and Craig don’t take part in this, we already did a challenge each…
Kelsey: How about we do rock paper scissors?
Jonny: Yeah that’s a good idea…





Gemma: “Newbies await, send one immediately, quickly, and don’t be late…”
Jonah: Yes! Get in!!
James: We’re getting new contestants?!
Toni: Sounds like it…
Simon: Who wants to go?



James: No offence to anyone, but I think we should send Simon to do it again…
Gemma: Does Simon want to?
Simon: Simon does (laughs)
Gemma: Simon, get your bag, you’re going (laughs)
Simon: Seriously though, is everyone cool with it?
Toni: Yeah, fine…
Jonah: Sure am, brother.



Amanda: Please beat me Jonny…



Jonny: (gasps) Amanda you’re doing it….



Amanda: (screams) Noooo!



Kelsey: (laughs) It’ll be really easy babe, at least then you can say you’ve done one…
Danielle: Yeah, it’ll be fine…
Amanda: I can’t believe you guys have roped me into this (laughs)



Debbie: (laughs) Amanda, how did you get roped into this?



Amanda: I lost rock paper scissors (laughs).
Debbie: (laughs) It’s wonderful to see you, let’s see who you’re joined by…



Debbie: Simon, welcome, your second time at the challenge area…
Simon: Yeah, hey there…
Debbie: This is Amanda; Amanda, Simon.





Captain Redbeard: 5…4…3…



Captain Redbeard: 2…1 GO!







Amanda: This is a right effort…







Simon: Hey there…
Sarah: (gasps) Get me out!
Simon: It’s unlocked, quickly…





Amanda: Erm...I'm lost (laughs)



Rob: (shouts) Oi!



Amanda: Hello love.
Rob: Get me out, for god’s sake…
Amanda: No…(laughs)
Rob: Let me out…
Amanda: You look better in there (laughs)
Rob: Quick before they beat us.
Amanda: Ahh, good point…



Simon: Ahh, here you are…
Edward: Oh my gosh…
Captain Redbeard: The contest is over…The Civilians have won themselves two new contestants…



Amanda: Oh well, it’s over crowded at ours anyway…
Rob: I wonder who they got…



Captain Redbeard: Can each team make their way back to their islands…



Sarah: We’re in!
Edward: I’m so excited.
Sarah: Me too, I wonder who the Pirate’s got?
Edward: I hope that awful Rob doesn’t get through…



Simon: Guess what guys…



Gemma: (gasps) New people!
Jonah: Welcome to the circus…



Sarah: Hello I’m Sarah…
Toni: I know you, don’t I?
Sarah: Don’t talk about auditions (laughs)
Toni: Lips sealed…



James: Hey there, I’m James.
Edward: I know; sorry, I don't do hugs. I’m Edward.
James: Nice to meet you…



Toni: Simon won the challenge again, this guy is unstoppable..



Simon: Winning the challenge meant a lot, I’m glad we got a fresh injection of people here, it’s been quiet since Claire left…



Amanda: We have company…
Craig: Did you pass Amanda?!
Amanda: Nah, but I got us one contestant…



Rob: Hey guys…
Kelsey: Hey there, I’m Kelsey what’s your name?
Rob: My name is Rob…



Craig: So today we got a new contestant; he seems nice, hopefully he’ll join in with the fun around here…



Jonny: My name is Jonny…
Rob: Nice to meet you…



Danielle: Hello babe, how are you?
Rob: Good thanks, how about you?
Danielle: Not too bad, my name is Danielle…
Rob: I’m Rob…



Danielle: He seems a bit shy, but it’s understandable…



The Pirates have been gathered to find out who has been eliminated out of Craig and Oscar…



Debbie: Hello Pirates…and hello to our newcomer..
Rob: (laughs) Hello Debbie…
Debbie: It’s good to see more of you around the campfire; anyway…



Debbie: …Craig…



Debbie: ..and Oscar, the public have voted and they have decided that the next person to leave Simvivor: Pearl Islands is…







Debbie: …OSCAR!
Danielle: YES!
Craig: Get in there!



Amanda: There’s no need for that…
Oscar: It’s okay Amanda, I’m fine…
Amanda: I hope Debbie looks after you…
Debbie: I’ll leave you to say goodbye…



Danielle: Let’s go for a sunbathe…
Kelsey: We should celebrate tonight for sure…



Oscar: See you Amanda…
Rob: Good luck Oscar…
Oscar: Thank you Bob…



Jonny: I told you that you’d stay…
Craig: I wasn’t too fussed, but I’m in such a good mood now…
Danielle: The public love you Craig, I’m glad they saw through Oscar…



Amanda: I’m not happy…
Rob: What’s wrong?
Amanda: They were out of order, it’s pure ignorance…



Amanda: I thought them cheering and celebrating was really disappointing and immature.



As the day moves on, both islands are intrigued to know more about their new islanders.



Toni: So what made you come on this show?
Sarah: I just fancied it really; everyone raves on about how great reality TV experiences are…
Jonah: What do you do?
Sarah: I’m an English teacher…
Jonah: Good god…
Toni: Seriously?! That’s great…



Sarah: It’s a great job, I teach High school children…
Toni: Oh dear…
Sarah: (laughs) No honestly, they’re not that bad.
Jonah: Have you hit one yet?
Sarah: (laughs) Behave…



Sarah: I love telling people that I work with High school kids, their faces are priceless...



Gemma: So, you quit University for this?
Edward: I did…
James: Bet your parents were pissed…
Edward: Erm, no actually, they don’t drink.



James: (laughs)
Gemma: (laughs) No, he means I bet they were angry…
Edward: Yes they were, they were a little disappointed, but they love me, so what can they do?



James: I like Sarah, but with Edward, he seems only half there when you speak to him…



Danielle: Did you say you auditioned for the show last year?
Rob: Yeah, got through the final stages but never got picked…
Kelsey: Did you see anyone from who appear on the show?
Rob: I saw Tania and Josh; I had a huge debate with Tania (laughs)
Craig: Was Tania the really how one with all the money?
Danielle: She wasn’t hot at all, she was a selfish slapper who thought the world owed her because she was rich…



Rob: I thought she was entertaining at least; you get so many girls on reality shows that are just boring (laughs)
Kelsey: What was the debate about?
Rob: Oh it was something really stupid, I think she disagreed with me saying money wasn’t everything; funnily enough, there was another contestant out of us four newbies who was similar to her actually…
Danielle: Oh gosh, who was he?
Rob: His name was Edward, he kept saying stuff like “if you haven’t got money, you don’t interest me”.
Danielle: (gasps) What a twat…



Craig: Who else was there?
Rob: A girl named Tara, she had loads of surgery; a girl called Sarah who is engaged to her girlfriend…
Jonny: Was she hot?
Rob: Yeah, she was pretty…
Kelsey: I wonder who the others got then?
Rob: Hopefully Tara and Sarah (laughs)



Edward: How are you holding up Sarah?
Sarah: I’m fine; it’s a bit surreal though…
Edward: I know, we’ve seen them on TV and now seeing them in the flesh is strange.
Sarah: I know, it’s funny, but I really like Simon and I didn’t think we’d get on…
Edward: The only person I’m struggling to bond with at the moment is James…
Sarah: Aww, James is lovely…
Edward: I find him a little dull to be honest; I also think he's using Gemma to get to the final - I hate his type, they shouldn't be allowed on shows like this.



Toni: I like them…
Gemma: Me too, I think they’ll liven this place up.
Jonah: Are you saying we were boring?
Gemma: Erm…only James…
James: Sod off Gemma (laughs)



As the day moves on, the Pirates get an unexpected announcement…



Kelsey: Erm, there’s tree mail…
Craig: What?!
Kelsey: Yeah, let me read it…



Kelsey: “As a welcome gift, we would like to offer you the option to purchase alcohol tonight…
Danielle: We’re doing it…
Amanda: This is excellent…
Kelsey: “Captain Redbeard knows that you’re useless and understands you’ve failed to win trials recently…
Amanda: Cheeky bastard!
Kelsey: “So instead, he would offer you a trade; one contestant will spend the night in Captain Redbeard’s prison in exchange for alcohol…”



Danielle: Get gone Amanda (laughs)
Rob: And leave me here with you dullards, Amanda’s staying put.
Danielle: Jesus I was joking.



Jonny: I’ll go if you want?
Kelsey: I really want to stay, no offense guys…
Jonny: I’ll go…



Craig: You sure mate?
Jonny: Yeah, I’m sure, you guys have fun.
Danielle: Aww, sorry Jonny…



Rob: I’m glad you’re not going Amanda.
Amanda: I wouldn’t have gone anyway.
Rob: (laughs) Good; I can’t wait for us to get pissed now…
Amanda: I’m a right animal though…
Rob: Me too (laughs)



Whilst the Pirates await the arrival of alcohol, the Civilians have already started drinking the left over’s from yesterday’s Island Store visit.



Gemma: Sing for us Jonah…



Jonah: #Amazing Grace, how sweet the sound…



James: Oh jeez, sing something we know…
Jonah: Shut it you…(laughs)



Sarah: So who’s the wildest around here?
Simon: All of them have their moments, but Jonah is so random it’s hilarious.
Sarah: I love Jonah, he’s amazing.
Simon: So you got yourself a room sorted?
Sarah: No actually, I think Edward’s claimed one for himself already…
Simon: You can share with me if you like?
Sarah: Really?
Simon: Yeah, your girlfriend won’t mind will she?
Sarah: (laughs) Nah, she’s pretty laid back.



Jonah: I have got…the best idea ever…
Toni: Tell me now…



James: I wish Jonah would stop singing gospel music…
Gemma: (laughs) Me too, he’s a legend though…



Gemma: (gasps)



Gemma: Run for your life…



Jonah: Toni, forget them, help me with James…
James: (shouts) Gemma help me…



Toni: She’s not going to save you now James…
Jonah: To the water…
James: No please…it’s cold at this time…



Edward: (shouts) Do it! Do it! Do it!



Gemma: I don’t know what your cheering for…



Edward: (gasps) My glasses…
Gemma: I’m not saving James though….(laughs)



Jonah: One…
Toni: Two…
Jonah: Three!!





Toni: (laughs)



Jonah: Wow, run!



Gemma: James, get out and help me…
James: (gasps) Like you helped me?
Gemma: Don’t make me come in there after you…



Sarah: Toni and Jonah are like big kids (laughs)
Simon: She raves on about being mature…
Sarah: You two had issues?
Simon: Yeah, she’s got issues; one minute she’s happy, the next she’s depressed.
Sarah: Maybe you should try talking to her about it?
Simon: (laughs) Maybe…



Danielle: I don’t think the new kid likes me…
Kelsey: (laughs) “New Kid…”
Craig: Why? He seems alright to me?
Danielle: He snapped at me before when I was joking with Amanda…
Kelsey: Oh yeah, he did…
Craig: What did he say?
Danielle: Apparently we’re dullards…
Craig: (gasps) He said that?
Kelsey: I’m all for giving people a chance, but he did over react then…



Danielle: I’m sorry but I’m not having some new kid come onto our island being all cocky (laughs).
Craig: (laughs) We should have sent him to the prison…
Danielle: This booze is supposed to be welcoming him, yet he’s made a special effort to stick with Amanda…
Kelsey: Yeah, I’ve noticed how he seemed to latch onto her very quickly…
Craig: I guess we know who the favourite is.
Danielle: We haven’t got a problem with Amanda, I love Amanda; but it’s like…Oscar in his younger days…
Craig: (laughs) And we thought we got rid of him…



Amanda: So you got a boyfriend?
Rob: No, I mean I’ve had…nights with guys, but nothing else.
Amanda: You slag (laughs)
Rob: What about you?
Amanda: I’m with Craig at the moment, but he doesn’t know it yet (laughs).
Rob: He is hot though, isn’t he?
Amanda: Yep, him and that Simon I saw earlier are the hottest two this year for sure…
Rob: I don’t know if I’m allowed to say this, but there’s another guy on the other island called James who’s hot too.
Amanda: (gasps) And the powers that be put me on this island?!



Rob: (laughs) Let’s go and find them…
Amanda: Should we?
Rob: Yeah, come on…



Amanda: Wait, let me go and tell Craig it’s over…



Danielle: Oh god, here she is, what are you two up to?
Amanda: We are going finding the Civilian’s.
Kelsey: Why?
Amanda: Because I’m sick of being ignored…



Amanda: …Craig, you promise me the world, and then you ignore me…
Craig: Erm…what?!
Amanda: Oh, that’s right, deny it now. Well I’m taking this shit no more…



Danielle: Amanda is one of the main reasons I love being here (laughs). She’s hilarious when she’s drunk…



Craig: Seriously, I have no idea what’s she’s on about (laughs)
Rob: I was brought in as her fairy godsister, I’m guiding her to freedom Craig…
Amanda: Yeah, so you can kiss this ass goodbye…
Danielle: I’m sure he’s devastated as well (laughs)
Amanda: You can shut it to, you no good home wrecker…
Craig: Wait…home wrecker?
Amanda: Yeah, act like we’ve not got kids – well good…bye…



Kelsey: (laughs) My eyes are watering…
Craig: Is she crazy, or what?
Danielle: (laughs) Oh my god, I can’t wait to take her out…



Rob: Erm…guys, I need your help…
Kelsey: Why?
Rob: Erm…



Rob: …Amanda’s passed out!

The new contestants have settled in, but tomorrow, the Pirates must choose who they want to eliminate again…who will face the 3rd elimination? Find out tomorrow on Simvivor…