Simvivor 2 - Episode 1 - Premiere







Debbie: The competition is bigger and fiercer than ever before; the contestants have been split into two groups as they go head-to-head to fight for survival and believe me when I say “survival”, I genuinely mean it…



Debbie: Welcome to Simvivor: Pearl Islands!





Debbie: Hello and welcome to the second season of Simvivor. The wait is over for you and for the contestants as tonight; we’ll meet the latest bunch of contestants that are going to be gracing the Simvivor beach for the course of the series.



Debbie: The destination of Season Two is the Pearl Islands, a land with history of looting and piracy…



Debbie: The waters have seen brutal battles as pirates prayed on unsuspecting ships plundering their gold, silver and pearls.



Debbie: The jungle was the perfect hiding place for the pirates, who knows what our contestants will find?



Debbie: They have to adapt to the life on the island, otherwise they’ll be voted out of the competition by you at home; in the end, there can be only one winner.



Debbie: The contestants are already split into two groups; the pirates and the civilians. Let’s cast ourselves back to yesterday afternoon when the contestants were introduced for their teams for the first time…







Kelsey: I have no idea what I’m getting myself into, I think it could end up eitherbeing one big holiday, or one big nightmare.





Kelsey: My name is Kelsey, I come from London and I’m training to become a hairdresser.





Kelsey: I auditioned for Simvivor because I thought I could handle it, but it was one of those situations where you turn up and have second thoughts, but by then, you’re sat in front of the producer basically selling yourself to appear.



Kelsey: Phew, it’s so warm…



Jonny: My confidence will probably sail me through, I’m pretty much game for anything…





Jonny: I was getting told everyday by the locals at my dad’s pub that I should audition for a reality show. This was the obvious choice because it’s like a summer holiday. I am pretty popular in my area, so I think I could last a while…hopefully…



Jonny: Hey, you okay?
Kelsey: Oh hello…



Jonny: My name’s Jonny it’s nice to meet you.
Kelsey: I’m Kelsey, pleased to meet you too.
Jonny: Are you the only one here?
Kelsey: So far…
Jonny: Ahh I was hoping I’d be one of the first ones…
Kelsey: I didn’t want to be the first, but that’s just my luck…



Amanda: I hope the island is ready for me, I’m going to do some damage (laughs).





Amanda: I’m not quiet; I’m not the type of person who likes rules. I just like a laugh really. I like getting to know people, being a hairdresser has allowed me to meet some of the most outrageous people in my hometown. I think I’ll bring a bit off fun to the island, I want no arguments or tension, it’s going to be one big party…Amanda’s party…



Amanda: Hello there…



Kelsey: Hello, wow, you’re colourful!
Amanda: (laughs) Thanks, what’s your name?
Kelsey: Kelsey, how about you?
Amanda: Amanda honey…



Amanda: Alright son…
Jonny: How’s it hanging?
Amanda: It’s hanging fine thanks, what’s your name?
Jonny: I’m Jonny, what’s yours?
Amanda: I’m Amanda, love.



Amanda: Does anyone know the time?
Kelsey: I think it’s about 1ish…
Amanda: Aww think, Loose Women is on back home…



Oscar: All the kids avoid me in the street; they seem to think I’m a grumpy old man…





Oscar: I don’t go out of my way to keep looking back at how things “used to be”, but you just can’t help it at times. I find times have changed and not for the best. All the kids are into singers like Lady Gaga and Justin Beaver; it’s insulting to the music industry. I auditioned for Simvivor because I want to have a holiday, I don’t have any family to take me away so this was the last solution.



Amanda:
(screams) There’s someone new!



Oscar: (mutters) Good lord…



Amanda: Hello love, I’m Amanda, what’s your name?
Oscar: I think we should save introductions until later…
Kelsey: How come?
Oscar: I don’t want to keep repeating myself over and over again, so It’s best I just say it later…



Danielle: I am aware I’m a pretty girl, but I’m also very intelligent as well…





Danielle: I come across as your average beautiful girl, but there is more to me than that. I auditioned for Simvivor to get some exposure, I have a lot of talent and I just want to show it off. I feel us scousers get judged by where we live sometimes, so I want to show that we're not all that bad. My dream would be to meet someone fit on the island, fall in love and just live happily ever after. It’s going to be my mission to get someone, so the boys had better watch out…



Danielle: Oh my god…



Kelsey: Hello, welcome to the boat…
Danielle: I’m shaking like a shitting dog…
Kelsey: (laughs) My name is Kelsey, what’s yours?
Danielle: Danielle chick…



Jonny: Alright, my name is Jonny.
Danielle: Hey Jonny, I’m Danielle…
Amanda: You are really pretty you know…
Danielle: Thanks chick, what’s your name?
Amanda: I’m Amanda; it’s nice to meet you.



Craig: Simvivor is a challenge, and that’s why I’m here…





Craig: The reason I auditioned for Simvivor is because I absolutely love the idea of just being left on some beach with only yourself and a few others to survive. Every boy as a child played an adventure game, this is going to be my own.I’m single at the moment, so I hope there’s some good looking girls on the island.



Craig: Oh wow, hey guys…



Jonny: Hi, my names Jonny.
Craig: Craig mate, pleased to meet you.



Amanda:
Hello love, I’m Amanda…
Craig: Craig; nice to meet you Amanda.



Craig: Hello girls, I’m Craig.
Kelsey: Oh gosh, I’m Kelsey.



Danielle: I’m Danielle chick…
Craig: It’s a bit mad isn’t it?
Danielle: (laughs) Just a bit…



Craig: Oh sorry mate, didn’t see you there, I’m Craig.
Oscar: Nice to meet you Craig.



Now that the six contestants are together, Debbie arrive to give some important information…





Debbie: Good afternoon contestants…



Amanda: (screams) Oh my gosh! Debbie!
Debbie: (laughs) Can you all gather around me a moment, I have some information for you.
Jonny: You look fantastic Debbie.
Craig: I don’t mind saying either, you look hot.
Debbie: Thanks boys…



Debbie: Now I am here to give you some information; take a good look at the contestants around you, because you will be living with this group of people for at least half of your stay on the island.
Danielle: (gasps) Oh my god…
Amanda: (tuts) With this lot?! God help me (laughs)…



Debbie:
(laughs) Yes, you will be together because you six create a very special competitive group; you are the Pirates of the island…
Jonny: Oh my god, this is class…
Debbie: You will be battling with the six other contestants for survival…
Amanda: They’re going down…
Debbie: There’s a catch though, you need to get to the “Pirate Cove” first; the pirate cove will be your island, it’s situated at the other side of the island; in a few minutes you will all be given a pirate map and must follow it to your cove, you will be given a small box of treasure…



Debbie: On your journey, you will come across some shops, you can buy supplies from the shop, we’re talking food, drink, bedding, basic essentials etc. However, use your money wisely, if you spend too much on bedding, you won’t have enough for food or drink…



Jonny: This is going to be tougher than we thought…
Amanda: What’s at the cove?
Debbie: Head there to find out…
Danielle: I thought this was going to be one big holiday.



Debbie: I’m going now, have fun and welcome to Simvivor…
All: Bye Debbie!



Danielle: I think we should find the Cove first, and then make our way to the shops…
Jonny: Yeah, but I think when we get to the cove we’ll get lazy and the thought of going back may slip from us…
Oscar: I shall be heading to the Cove first; I’d like to check what we’ll need before we do anything drastic…



Kelsey: Well someone will have to be in charge of the money…
Oscar: Well it’s obviously going to me, I’m the oldest…



Debbie: (laughs) Oscar is amazing; so that was the Pirates introduction, but who would they be facing? Should we meet the Civilians?





Claire: Auditioning for a show like Simvivor was a massive risk, but I have been known for taking risks…



Claire: I come from a privileged background; mum and dad used to spend a lot of money on my education. Then one day I sat them down and told them that I wanted to leave home, wanted to start my own career and didn’t want to be spoon fed again; I haven’t heard from them since. I auditioned for Simvivor to promote myself and to show my parents that I did survive without them.





Claire: This is so lush, love it already.



Jonah: Coming from the Caribbean myself, I think Simvivor will be a walk in the park.





Jonah: I absolutely love the idea of being stranded on a desert island with strangers, it’s got to be on your “to do list”, hasn’t it? My mother raised me to be respectful to people, treat people how you’d like to be treated, so there’ll be no issues with me on the island. I play instruments and sing; you can make an instrument out of anything, wait and see…



Jonah: Howdy!



Claire: Oh my god, hello, you scared me then.
Jonah: I don’t look like a scary monster do I?
Claire: (laughs) No, not at all, you look lovely, what’s your name?
Jonah: My name is Jonah, what’s yours?
Claire: I’m Claire.
Jonah: Nice to meet you Claire.



Claire: You excited then?
Jonah: I’m ready for a big holiday, you?
Claire: A little bit, I’m a bit nervous as well though.



Toni: Everyone wants to go appear on Simvivor for fame; I just want some exposure.





Toni: My name is Toni and I’m originally from Sierra Leone; my family and I got evacuated during the war. It affected us a lot, but we stayed strong because we always had each other. I’m auditioning for Simvivor to get myself some exposure, I’ve lived a pretty sheltered life with my family, which I’m grateful for, but I really just want to let loose and have some fun.



Claire: There’s someone here…



Toni: Hello honey, I’m Toni.
Claire: Hey, I’m Claire, nice to meet you.



Jonah:
Well don’t you look fantastic.
Toni: (laughs) Oh you too sweetheart, what’s your name?
Jonah: I’m Jonah; it’s great to meet you.
Toni: Likewise; so is this is then?



Claire: So far; look at that view though, it’s beautiful.



Toni: Oh it really is.



Claire: What do you do then?
Toni: I’m an artist actually.
Claire: Oh my god really?
Toni: Yeah, It’s been a hobby of mine since I was young and it’s become my job now.



Simon: I like people, I don’t have a problem with people, it’s just people have a problem with me.





Simon: I come from East London and I live with my brother in a two bedroom flat. It’s nice there, I have a lot of respect for my brother, and he raised me. I don’t have a job; I just enjoy going to college and learning about nothing really. People think I’m argumentative; I’m not, I’m just truthful, I’d rather ask someone’s opinion and get the truth, rather than a load of bullshitters who just want to please you.I’m doing Simvivor because I feel it’s something that I need to do, and once I set myself a challenge I always aim to do it, no matter what the consequences.



Simon: Hey there dudes…



Claire: Hey there, what’s your name?
Simon: Simon, you?
Claire: I’m Claire, it’s nice to meet you.
Simon: You too, you too.



Toni: Hey honey, I’m Toni.
Simon: Simon, nice to meet you.



Jonah: Welcome sonny, what’s your name?
Simon: Simon, you?
Jonah: Jonah; you excited about all of this?
Simon: Yeah, half and half, it’s going to be good fun.



Claire: I hope we keep this house (laughs).
Toni: Me too, I love it here.
Claire: Are we allowed to wonder around?
Toni: I don’t see why not.







Claire: Oh my god, what's that?!
Toni: It’s a toilet (laughs)
Claire: Oh yeah…Does it flush? (Laughs)
Camera Man:
Can you please go back to the kitchen…
Claire: Oh shit.
Toni: Yeah, sorry…



Gemma: Erm…do I start talking now? (laughs)





Gemma: I’m here to represent all the fun people out there; looking at me, you’d think I was miserable due to someone that was on last year, but seriously, I’m fun, honest. I’m fun god damn it! I love listening to music, it’s my life, you can tell a good story with a song. I live alone with my little dog, Max, he ‘s being looked after by mum at the moment, she doesn’t know I’m on TV, she thinks I’m at a friends for a weekend party (laughs). Hey mum!



Gemma: Hey everyone! This microphone is doing my head in (laughs)



Jonah: Ooh another girl…
Claire: (sings) #this is ladies night, oh what a night…
Jonah: Let’s get some guys in here…quick.
Toni: Hey babe, I’m Toni, what’s your name?
Gemma: I’m Gemma, it’s really nice to meet you, you look hot.
Toni: Aww thanks honey, you look great too.



James: It’s like being offered a holiday, of course I’m up for it!





James: I’m a 20 year old student, I’m studying Media, I’d love to be a journalist someday. I think people look at me and think they know me straight away, they think “oh I know your type”, but I’m not like anyone you’ve met before; there’s a lot of layers. I can’t stand really desperate women who just thrive on attention all the time; they can jog on (laughs). I’m going on Simvivor to test myself, I want to see how long I’ll last.



Toni: Oh there’s someone here…
Claire: It’s Justin Bieber (laughs)
Gemma: Oh my god it is (laughs).



James: Hey, I’m James.
Toni: Nice to meet you James, I’m Toni.
Claire: Hey I’m Claire, nice to meet you.
James: Hey Claire, I’m James.



Gemma: I like your jacket…
James: Thanks, what’s your name?
Gemma: Gemma, you?
James: I’m James, it’s nice to meet you.
Gemma: You too…



James: Is this where the guys are hanging out then?
Simon: Yeah, what’s your name mate?
James: I’m James, what’s your name?
Simon: I’m Simon.



Claire: He looks ‘banging.
Toni: What the hell does that mean?!
Claire: Hot (laughs)
Toni: There was me thinking it meant banging on a wall (laughs)
Claire: (laughs) It’s slang where I come from.



Now the contestants have arrived, Debbie joins them to give them the details about this series.



Debbie: Hello contestants.
Claire: Oh my god, are you a contestant?!
Debbie: (laughs) No, I’m just visiting for a while; I have some information for you.
Jonah: Please give us a break, it’s our first day.
Debbie: Well, I can officially tell you that the people you’re with are now your “team” for at least half of the series.
Gemma: Love it!
Debbie: This means that there are just six you; there are 6 other contestants, but they won’t be joining you…instead…they are your enemies…



Gemma: (gasps)
Claire: The bastards (laughs)



All: (laughs)



Debbie: You have an advantage though; you are civilians, that means that you already “live” on the island.
Toni: In this house?!
Debbie: Sadly not, you’ll be given a map and you have to walk directly to your new home.
Jonah: Squatters rights anyone?
Debbie: You’ve had it easier than the other team; they are Pirates and have been ship wrecked on the island.



Claire: Oh it’s not too bad then.
James: Yeah at least we got the better deal…
Gemma: (laughs) Let’s run for it then.
Jonah: Where’s the map?
Debbie: It will be given to you soon; good luck contestants and…have fun!



All: Thanks Debbie!



Claire: Watch there be like…one can (laughs).
Simons: Are we really that desperate for alcohol?
Gemma: Of course, this a party, last year had alcohol nearly every day...



Debbie: The girls in the Civilians team are wild (laughs). So the civilians are ready to make their way to their island, simple really; but the pirates, well…things were going from bad…to worse…



Kelsey: Are we ready team?
Jonny: I’m knackered already (laughs).



Kelsey: The little village is like…up this hill….
Danielle: You said this half an hour ago (laughs).
Craig: Where’s Amanda and Oscar?



Amanda: I’m walking slowly because I’m helping Oscar, honest.
Oscar: (laughs) That’s your excuse…
Amanda: Ssh, you’re old; you need help (laughs).
Oscar: (laughs) Making us do this, it’s absurd.



Kelsey: It’s here now…
Jonny: Who’s the hottie behind the desk?



Kaci: Hey guys, welcome to the Pearl Island village store.
Jonny: What’s your name?
Kaci: Kaci, you?
Kelsey: Ignore him, we want to buy some supplies.
Kaci: Okay, well what do you guys need?
Kelsey: Erm…well…we don’t know.
Danielle: (laughs) We’ve not seen our camp yet.



Oscar: What are you guys doing?!



Jonny: What’s the matter Oscar?
Oscar: We’re supposed to go to the camp first, remember?
Kelsey: Oh yeah, erm…
Jonny: I’ll wait here, you guys find the camp.
Craig: Yeah I’ll wait here too actually.



Danielle: You guys are such perves.
Jonny: If it was some hunk, you’d stay here too.
Danielle: Whatever…



Amanda: Jesus this is enough exercise to last me a lifetime…



25 minutes later and the Pirates still haven’t found their way to the camp.



Danielle: Look it says on the map that we need to go right near that tree…we past that about 10 minutes ago.
Kelsey: Oh damn, guys we need to go back.



Amanda: (gasps) You’re joking?
Kelsey: No, it’s down here…



Amanda: I wish you lot would make your minds up, we’ve been here for 8 hours!
Oscar: It’s absolutely disgraceful we’ve been put with two people that clearly can’t read a map.



Danielle: Then come and do it yourself Oscar, I don’t see you two contributing much.
Oscar: Oh don’t be hysterical.
Kelsey: Come on, let’s carry on…



Back at the village store, Jonny and Craig are talking to Kaci.

Kaci: So do you two think you’re going to survive the island then?
Jonny: Yeah, it’ll be a walk in the park.
Kaci: Who do you not want to meet on the island?
Jonny: Anyone that’s unpleasant really…
Craig: Yeah, or someone that doesn’t want to do anything.



Kelsey: I think this is it…
Danielle: Oh my god it is!
Kelsey: (screams) We’re here!



Amanda: Praise the lord, we made it Oscar…
Oscar: Oh…we should have stayed on the ship…
Amanda: (laughs)



Danielle: What do we need then?
Kelsey: Right we have our chairs and stuff, let’s have a look in the huts…



Danielle: Bedding, we’re gonna need bedding.
Kelsey: Yeah, there are six of us, so six blankets…and food?
Danielle: Yeah foods important, they have lemonade as well…
Kelsey: We should get lemonade because we can get water from the stream…



Oscar: Oh this is the life.
Amanda: All I need now is some hunk to come and give me a massage.
Oscar: I’m on my way dear…
Amanda: (laughs)



Kelsey: Guys, we’ve been thinking that we’re going to buy six blankets, food and lemonade…
Amanda: Sounds good…
Oscar: What about water?
Kelsey: Well we were thinking we could get it from the stream?
Oscar: (gasps) What?!
Danielle: Yeah, it looks pretty nice to me…
Oscar: You can’t drink water from a stream…
Danielle: Why not?
Oscar: You don’t know where it has come from…
Danielle: Erm, the ocean?
Amanda: (laughs)
Oscar: It could be from a toilet or something…
Danielle: Well we’ll get water and lemonade then…



Danielle: Just get lemonade….
Kelsey: (laughs)



Oscar: Who have they put me on this island with? (laughs)
Amanda: Aww don’t give her a hard time though…
Oscar: I know it’s the first day, but you’d get more intelligence out of a fish.
Amanda: (laughs) Don’t start me off…



Danielle: We’re sorted now, all we need is bedding, food and lemonade.



Kaci: Okay, the bedding is 2 gold coins each; there are three different food bags…
Kelsey: Okay, we’ve got 15 gold coins, so we can get the bedding…
Kaci: The food bags are 3 gold coins each….
Jonny: What’s in them?
Kaci: In the first there is a loaf of bread, 2 bars of chocolate, 4 sachets of butter and you get a choice of either ham or cheese…
Danielle: What about bag two?
Kaci: One loaf, 4 bars of chocolate, a pack of plain crisps and shampoo for the showers.



Craig:
I think we should get the first, the food is more important now…
Danielle: I agree, I can’t live off crisp sandwiches…
Kelsey: But we need to shower with something though…
Jonny: We’ll be swimming a lot anyway…
Kelsey: But us girls need to wash our hair with something…
Craig: What’s more important though, your hair or our food?
Kelsey: But we get bread, chocolate and crisps with the second bag…



Danielle: We’ll get chance to order again….
Jonny: Yeah, we should stock up on food first, and then the next time we get more coins we’ll get the shampoo pack.
Kelsey:
Wait, one of us can’t have bedding, its 2 gold coins for 3 bottles of lemonade, if we get 6 blankets and the food pack we’ve used up all of our coins.
Jonny: Well I don’t mind giving up bedding…
Danielle: Oscar and Amanda shouldn’t have bedding; they didn’t contribute much to the team.
Craig: It’s alright, I can do without bedding, and it’s warm anyway.
Kelsey: You sure?
Craig: Yeah, go for it.



Debbie: I know I shouldn’t say this, but I actually love Amanda and Oscar (laughs).So the pirates are well on their way now, so let’s fast forward to night time shall we? The civilians arrived at their camp safe and sound, so let’s see them arriving…





Claire: This is great…
Gemma: Look at these beds.
Toni: They’re all double beds.
Claire:
All us girls can get in together can’t we?



Simon: Well if those three are sharing then one of us gets a bed on our own.
James: I don’t mind at all.
Jonah: Me neither, as long as I get some sleep.
Simon: I personally don’t feel comfortable sleeping next to a guy; I’ll go on my own.
James: Fair enough.



Claire: This is like a holiday…
Gemma: I think we go the best group…
Toni: That lad seems a bit moody doesn’t he?
Claire: Who the fit one?
Gemma: (laughs) I think she means Simon…
Toni: Yeah him, he’s not spoken to anyone…
Claire: Maybe we need to work some charm on him girls.
Gemma: I’m far to classy for all that…
Toni: Me too, you go in Claire, you suit the role (laughs).
Gemma: (laughs)
Claire: You cheeky cow (laughs).

Pirates Island



Danielle: I can’t believe everyone has gone to sleep.
Kelsey: Well, it’s just Amanda, Oscar and Jonny.
Craig: It’s so warm out here, I may just sleep here.
Kelsey:I’m not even tired yet, so we may just stay up.
Danielle: I’m nervous about what they’re going to make us do.
Craig: I wonder if we’ll ever see any of the civilians.
Kelsey: At the challenges we will…
Danielle: I can’t believe we got the grumpy one (laughs).
Kelsey: (laughs)



Craig: Oscar could be tame compared to someone in that group, you never know.
Kelsey: Yeah that’s true…



Debbie: I just love those start of series’ chats, it’s like a big holiday (laughs). So the camps are all settled in; so what’s next? Well it’s the immunity challenge of course. Tomorrow, you guys will see the announcement of the immunity challenge; then on Friday you'll be able to find which team won the first challenge and which one lost. The team that loses will have their heads on the block; so tune in tomorrow to see the contestants first full day on the island and the immunity challenge announcement; how will they react? Who will they put forward? So many questions! Tune in tomorrow to find out, until then, goodnight.

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